Civil War 7

Before you read Civil War, which is a 7-part comic book put out by Marvel, you need to know only one thing: Captain America is the most retarded superhero ever. If you think that's harsh, then you have not read Civil War 7, the last issue (supposedly) in the story.
The story starts when a bunch of stupid superheroes filming a reality TV show run into a battle with some villains that are a little above their skill. The battle leads to a giant explosion, destroying half a town. The people of America go into a panic and are turning their backs on the superheroes that protect them. Tony Stark, better known as Iron Man, proposes a registration of all superheroes, making them agents of SHIELD, the organization that protects the world from unordinary threats. So Captain America, or should I say Captain Retard Face, starts a resistance against it, tearing the superheroes in two.
Sounds good right? It was...
But anyway, if you see Captain America around here, tell him I am going to punch his face into the sidewalk!