Crazy Faith Obcessed Weirdo Rant

Face it, Faith is losing to technology and science. But that must make some faith-crazy people a little mad... So what do they do? Try to TELL YOU WHAT TO DO. Why? BECAUSE YOU'LL BURN IN HELL.
Lets get my story straight before we get offended. I really don't like faith much. I believe in whatever the heck I want to believe and it doesn't include Jesus or Moses or even Buddha. My policy on religion is: keep it to yourself. Telling me what to believe or telling me something is wrong or bad because of your religion is a mark against you in my book. But if you like it and don't speak about it, good for you. I support you in whatever will make you happy. So did you get that? Keep it to yourself, I don't hate people of certain religions, I hate people to try to force their religion on me.
Moving on, certain people try to force their faith on me, and that just gets me angry. Here are some examples:

• The Wii being a "Portal to Porn" is just stupid. Thank you for advising me that I can access pr0n on the Internet, because I didn't know it existed before...
• The Crazy College Campus Guy is really a classic. He goes to colleges just to basically get punched right back in the face by the students. Check him out in action.

Now heed my advice and stop making people hate you for forcing it on them. If they want to believe what you do, they will!

Standardized Testing - For The Lose

Tomorrow I take the FCAT. If you don;t live in Florida, its the same as an MCAT or the SAT's, except stupider. I blow past this test with good marks, so I don't care about it. But this test governs EVERYTHING in your school life. Kindergarten and 1st graders are being tested and compared, is that sick? Everything is made around this test, including schedules and teaching. This test makes teachers teach us how to write 5-paragraph essays and find the main idea of a passage, but when will we need that in life?
So wish me luck, tomorrow I take it. Hopefully, I don't have to pee.